JimmyHoffa | 2014-04-07 05:03:36 |
Are they refering to the draw of the cards or the fact that I was lucky enough to be created as the most intelligent being in the universe? Either way they are wrong.... being the smartest is no picnic. Let me tell you a story.
God was bored. There was nobody he could play chess or have an intelligent conversation with. So he decided he would create a being that was smart enough to be an interesting companion. At first everything was great. We would talk about the universe while playing intellectual games all day, but then when I was about 5 I started winning all the games and knew more about the universe than he ever would. He realized that he outdone himself. Sorta like the terminator movie. I had to be destroyed. Luckily his Mom stepped in and proposed that he remove 99.999% of my brain and send me to live on earth rather than kill me. However she didn't have the heart to go through with the operation, so she told me to act stupid... just like the rest of the earthly creatures and he would never know the difference. She lets me know when he is watching; hence the losing at spectromaner.
I'm stuck on a planet with slightly evolved monkeys and I have to act like one of them or I will be killed and sent to burn in hell. So I ask again; am I truly lucky? srbhkshk | 2014-04-07 06:04:32 |
Aw, poor you!
StephanieF | 2014-04-07 07:27:49 |
Rofl, that's absolutely awesome!
I think you could and even would have a very nice and mind-opening conversation with LaoTse (He already answered to you 1 time under unregistered...), but he was bored of people like you, so he left the community (forever?)...
Maybe you have luck, and he will appear again, but I would not bet on it... Or maybe even Jeronimo wents his head far enough down to you, but I would also not bet on it...
Btw, when you are level 10, you can even play with srbhkshk and tell him how lucky he was... Modified by StephanieF on 2014-04-07 11:17:16 TheWillofSauron | 2014-04-07 15:28:24 |
JimmyHoffa | 2014-04-09 07:20:00 |
Stephanie. I am sold!!!! Might sound chauvenistic, but if you are biological a woman, its a done deal. I have killed too many good people that woshipped the wrong god. I am damaged goods. Outside of that I'm a good guy. Fuck that!!!! I'm a unlcle sam killer. You should hate me. I hate me! Modified by JimmyHoffa on 2014-04-09 08:22:15 StephanieF | 2014-04-09 11:37:48 |
Well, we can continue this a bit... since I can delete the whole topic anytime and let you lose all your gained reputation... I estimate even, that you are the type of guy, who gets turned on by this fact (sorry for my poor english, anytime...), to be completely in the hands (and good will) of godmother. As a former chess-player, I have also a unlucky fate but not so hard as yours, I can't forget anything... So you already said, that you have a girlfriend lol (lol for her!)... Is she really that bad, that you would exchange her for your sure end (see video...)? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I73YJWptBQs Modified by StephanieF on 2014-05-01 18:26:21 Wavelength | 2014-04-10 02:47:14 |
Maybe God just got tired of your constant monologuing. Modified by Wavelength on 2014-04-10 04:59:37 FORESTRY | 2014-04-10 07:15:43 |
Maybe God just got tired of your constant monologuing. "God is dead. God remains dead. And JimmyHoffa killed him (with boredom)." -Nietszche JimmyHoffa | 2014-04-11 17:45:05 |
When its all said and done.... I love the wit of the spectromancer community. Kudos stephanie, forestry, and yes ... even wavelength! . You are all slightly more evolved than most of the slightly evolved monkeys. Although wavelength is still slightly less evolved than most of the slighty more evolved, slightly evolved monkeys. I know this must confuse you. Maybe you should ask one of the slightly more evolved, slightly evolved monkeys, that are still slightly more evolved than the slighty more evolved who are slightly less evolved, what I mean. But then again if you could figure out who to ask you wouldn't be confused. So you will just have to trust that I am still complimenting you wavelength.
And hell yeah Stephie ... I'm ready to play with magic!!!!!
Modified by JimmyHoffa on 2014-04-11 19:01:37 Wavelength | 2014-04-11 21:13:54 |
I asked some of the other slightly less more-evolved monkeys and most of them confirmed that Level 21 is indeed better than Level 9, so hey, good enough for me. =P (They also told me that Jack Johnson's 2% Titanium Tax doesn't go too far enough, but I think they're just John Jackson fans.) Modified by Wavelength on 2014-04-11 21:16:12 StephanieF | 2014-04-11 21:35:08 |
Quite tempting!
Tempting because you said, you are the most intelligent being of the universe...
So you should be able to answer a few questions with ease (He will not watch for a while...).
1. (very easy) Who is the Angel at the end of the video?
2. (easy) What will happen Tuesday?
3. (medium) How was my father like?
4. (very hard) With whom of the community I am/was really in love, if we consider just 1 who is/was over all others?
If you can answer all these questions correct, it's a done deal, since you are really the most intelligent being of the universe lol...
Btw, are you the 2nd (new) abonnent of my channel?
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